Squad

James Badgett - Club founder and egotistical maniac. Relinquished his role as manager, captain, chairman, treasurer, sponsor and player after a recent FA tribunal.

Max Camplin - Our star striker loves all the vices like an enigmatic talent, gambling, drinking and smoking are listed as his hobbies. Holds the club record for drinking 15 bottles of wine on his own.

Tom Evans - In the team for his in depth knowledge of the london transport system. Tends to put more fear in to his own team than the oppostion.

Mark Hopkins - The mad dog currently turning out for Dynamo Penguine the side awaits his return